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How do you confuse an idiot? Give him two spades and ask him to take his pick.

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One of the cooler things you can do when you die is be buried with an elephant bone, just to confuse future archaeologists.

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Do you want to hear the funniest joke in the world? Me too.

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The newlyweds were on their honeymoon when the groom asked, "Honey, you can tell me. Am I the first man? "She looked up and said, "Why does everybody ask me that?!"

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Why do they have Feta cheese at a Greek wedding? To keep the flies off the bride!

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Why did the Chihuahua take the bus to the TV studio to make a commercial? It was too far to walk!

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What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch? Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.

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What did the dog do when the panhandler put the bite on him? Bit him, naturally.

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Q: Why doesn't Mexico have an olympic team? A: Cause all of their runners, swimmers, and jumpers are in the United States.

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On what should you mount a statue of your cat? A caterpillar!

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Q: What's the fastest way to a man's heart? A: Through his chest with a sharp knife.

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Did you hear about the idiot who invented the one-piece jigsaw puzzle?

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My favorite quote: "Deep down, every human being just wants to be remembered." anonymous

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Teacher: "Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence." Johnny: "De-feet of DE-duck went over De-fence before De-tail."

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What do cats use to make coffee? A purrcolator.

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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

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Do you know how a suicide wank works? You just shoot yourself in the face!

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What has stripes and pulls a tractor? A caterpillar tractor!

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Why did the cat sleep under the car? Because she wanted to wake up oily!

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If I had a dozen muffins and Carlos took 13 away from me, what do I have now? A math problem

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What is a cat's favorite movie? "The Sound of Mewsic."

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How can you tell a dog from a jar of peanut butter? The dog doesn't stick to the roof of your mouth.

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Why did the dachshund bite the woman's ankle? Because he was short and couldn't reach any higher!

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Why do women live longer than men? They're not married to women.

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How do we know that insects are so clever? Because they always know when your eating outside!

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When a small Montana village decided to buy a new fire truck, the town council met to decide what to do with the old one. Randall, an old rancher, stood up. "Ah think we should keep the old truck," he said."We can use it for all the false alarms!"

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What is the difference between a hippopotamus and a Chihuahua? About 2,200 pounds!

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Q: How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new rain'>brain transplant? A: She sneezes.

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How does a blonde get hurt raking leaves? She falls out of the tree!

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What do your call a fish who starts a drug empire? A scarfish

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